Ben, no.
What the fuck are you thinking?
I know you’ve developed a hedgehog obsession and you want to hoard every hedgehog you can find and keep them close to you.
That’s probably tumblr’s fault.
But if you love something?
You’ve gotta set it free, Ben.
Hedgehog concentration camps are NOT okay.
Especially those made out of the trees of endangered rainforests.
How about you ask me to build hedgehog summer camps instead?
Then we can have hedgehog swimming lessons.
Hedgehog craft periods.
They can earn little badges and learn little skills and feel proud of themselves when their parents come to visit.
You can teach them to make s’mores.
We’ll all tell ghost stories and sing ‘Kumbaya’.
It’ll be fabulous.
i like the idea behind this post, but isn’t it a little offensive…?
